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50 funny and motivating workout encouragements for grandmas:

  1. "Lift those weights, Grandma! If you can lift grandkids, you can lift dumbbells!"
  2. "You survived raising kids—burpees should be easy!"
  3. "Every squat brings you closer to out-dancing the young folks at weddings!"
  4. "Treadmills don’t chase toddlers, but they’ll help you keep up with them!"
  5. "Remember, stronger arms = better cookie baking endurance!"
  6. "One more rep, Grandma! You gotta flex on your bridge club!"
  7. "Push-ups now, so you can push the grandkids on the swings later!"
  8. "Lift those kettlebells like you lift family gossip—effortlessly!"
  9. "No excuses! You can’t knit and Netflix all day!"
  10. "You gotta stay fit so you can still outrun grandpa!"
  11. "Grandkids are fast. Get those steps in so you can catch ‘em!"
  12. "Your purse weighs 10 pounds. Time to match it with some bicep curls!"
  13. "Leg day = better dancing at the next family reunion!"
  14. "Do it for the ‘Gram—Instagram, not just grandkids!"
  15. "If you can carry a Thanksgiving turkey, you can carry these dumbbells!"
  16. "Exercise = More energy to tell longer stories with more unnecessary details!"
  17. "The stronger you get, the easier it’ll be to find your glasses!"
  18. "Walking now means less creaking later!"
  19. "Be the grandma who can still do a cartwheel… or at least attempt it!"
  20. "Jump rope like it’s recess in 1955!"
  21. "More cardio = More stamina to chase the ice cream truck!"
  22. "Flex those muscles so you can still squeeze those grandkids' cheeks!"
  23. "Your couch will miss you, but your heart will thank you!"
  24. "Abs today, snacks later!"
  25. "Nobody ever regretted being able to open a pickle jar without help!"
  26. "Work those arms so you can keep throwing shade like a champ!"
  27. "Exercise today, outlast everyone on the bingo board tomorrow!"
  28. "Grandkids will brag: 'My grandma is stronger than yours!'"
  29. "No pain, no gain… but plenty of post-workout cookies!"
  30. "Grandpas love a fit grandma—keep ‘em on their toes!"
  31. "Who needs a rocking chair when you can rock a six-pack?"
  32. "Strong glutes = better cushion for long storytelling sessions!"
  33. "Hula hoop like the 60s are calling!"
  34. "Stay fit so you can still throw your chancla with accuracy!"
  35. "Exercise: because carrying grandkids shouldn’t be your only workout!"
  36. "Jump squats = higher reach for the top-shelf snacks!"
  37. "Every plank done is one less thing your grandkids can tease you about!"
  38. "Grandma power! Because knitting won’t build biceps!"
  39. "Workout now, nap later—it’s the circle of life!"
  40. "Break a sweat so you don’t break a hip!"
  41. "Lifting now = carrying ALL the grandkids at once later!"
  42. "Gotta stay fit for that competitive game of charades at Christmas!"
  43. "A strong grandma = an undefeated family wrestling champion!"
  44. "You’ve already been through menopause. This is nothing!"
  45. "Be the granny who carries all the groceries in one trip!"
  46. "More cardio, less puffing while walking up the stairs!"
  47. "It’s either weights or getting outrun by your toddler grandkids!"
  48. "Nothing feels better than proving you can still touch your toes!"
  49. "A fit grandma = the ultimate boss of family game night!"
  50. "Remember: Age is just a number, but fitness is forever!"

Would any of these get your grandma laughing and moving?

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