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 Here are 25 more funny additions to song lyrics:


1. "Ain’t no mountain high enough…"

"...unless I forgot my inhaler."



2. "I will always love you…"

"...but I still want the last slice of pizza."



3. "I’m a survivor…"

"...of that all-you-can-eat buffet challenge."



4. "All the single ladies…"

"...but can we also hear it for the married ones who just need a break?"



5. "We’re not gonna take it…"

"...unless it’s on sale and there’s free shipping."



6. "You are my sunshine…"

"...but could you dial it back before 8 a.m.?"



7. "Another one bites the dust…"

"...because someone keeps overcooking the chicken."



8. "Total eclipse of the heart…"

"...but I probably should’ve worn sunglasses."



9. "I’m on the highway to hell…"

"...because I trusted Google Maps again."



10. "Rolling in the deep…"

"...because I tripped over a pool noodle."



11. "I’m bringing sexy back…"

"...but I can’t find the receipt."



12. "You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’…"

"...probably because you ate all the chips."



13. "Take me home, country roads…"

"...but avoid the toll booths this time."



14. "Hey Jude…"

"...don’t forget to Venmo me for lunch."



15. "Like a virgin…"

"...at the DMV for the first time."



16. "She works hard for the money…"

"...but spends it all on iced coffee."



17. "I got 99 problems…"

"...and the printer is 98 of them."



18. "Cause you’re amazing just the way you are…"

"...but maybe stop eating chips in bed."



19. "Shake it off…"

"...or you’ll spill your drink everywhere."



20. "She’s got the look…"

"...and a coupon for 50% off."



21. "Baby, you’re a firework…"

"...but watch out for the HOA rules."



22. "Hello darkness, my old friend…"

"...I forgot to pay the electric bill again."



23. "We found love in a hopeless place…"

"...but lost it trying to assemble IKEA furniture."



24. "I want to hold your hand…"

"...but please sanitize first."



25. "Somebody that I used to know…"

"...still owes me $20."




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