Christmas World Comic Con

Last Christmas at the old folks' home, Santa Claus came by and left presents in front of everybody's door.

All the residents came down to the community room and they were talking about the gifts they had received.

Ms. Johnson: “Everybody got gifts but me. Why didn't Santa leave me no gift?”

Jesse: “Ms. Johnson, I saw Betsy come out of her apartment, pick up your gift, and go back in and close the door.”

Ms. Johnson: “Thank you, Jesse. Thank you so much. We'll just see about that.”

Ms. Johnson (knocking): “Betsy, Betsy, open this door and give me my gift. I know you're the one that took it.”

Betsy: “Go away.”

Ms. Johnson: “If you don't open that door and give me my gift, I'm gonna break it down.”

Betsy: “I'd like to see that.”

(Five minutes later...) BOOM!

Narrator: “Ms. Johnson broke Betsy's door down with her Hoveround.”

Ms. Johnson: “Betsy, you got five seconds to give me my gift, or I'm gonna make you the hood ornament on my Hoveround.”

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